Welcome to Classic—whoa, what was that No. We’ve been hit by a meteor. The Intergalactic Space Arcade has been hit by a meteor. Yes. A quasar meteor. What’s a quasar meteor? A meteor that sends you into the Vortex of Insanity.

Welcome to the Vortex of Insanity, where you exist in every universe at the same time. What does that mean That means you can be anything you want, because somewhere there’s a universe where something is being you. I can be anything I want Great.

I don’t have the heart to tell him that he doesn’t have arms with which to pick up the glass and drink himself. Can someone get me a straw This is tragic. I feel terrible. I don’t.